The night was noisy, as every night during the rainy season, and even more noisy when an
alarm clock goes off in the middle of it (like… 3 am…). No need to precise it’s
our lovely guide who fucked up. So, we woke up like flowers (grumpy ones) as
Raul went shopping (yes, you can shop at 6 am in this part of the world). He
came back full of courage in bottle mixed with a soft: the trek is going to be
fun for sure now.
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I wish I was kidding |
Expecting
the worst of Raul, we started the trek on a slow pace in the muddy and humid
jungle. The guide was behind (?!?), on his mule, answering ‘STRAIGHT’ to any
question.
“Is it right or left?”
“Straight!”
“Up or down?”
“Straight!”
"How do you prefer men?"
"Straight!"
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Straight! |
Nick forgot
quickly the concept of dryness after a short hour, followed by the two other British.
Damien and I, happy with our super waterproof shoes, learned quickly how ironic
those gears are as they stayed full of water as soon as the path is too
flooded. For a normal hike, they are perfect, to ‘swim’: not so much.
Meanwhile, Raul was laying on his donkey, having a hard time to articulate his
thoughts as much as his gibberish. Two times at least, he felt down from drunkenness,
miraculously without hurting himself.
Hey!! You seem pissed off by your guide! Be cool... :-) Drink more Chaparrita and less pepsi... You'll find him less "inaguantable" !! Nice pictures and still, a nice writing style... even though your "I'm pissed off by a mother fucker" feeling is crystal clear just reading your prose... Enjoy !
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